11/18/2011

Sometimes, Being a Life-Long Bachelor Is Not a Choice

Email Sent in by Julie:

Hi, again!

We went on a date back in september, now it's a new year, new me! Not sure why I didn't hear from you but I'm back and better than ever!

I have a new job (pays good) and I'm looking for a place to live. Maybe I could come live with you! Just kidding. If you know of a place or of someone looking for a roommate (more roommates mean less rent for all involved:) then let me know.

We can go out again if you want. Sorry if I scared you away. I'm not a scary guy LOL. Let me give you another chance. I have guy friends who stalk, cheat, and who go after women who turn them down. Not me, though… at least, not unless you give me reason to LOL.

All honesty: you have no reason to not write me back. Hey you have nothing to lose so if you don't then I'll think you're an idiot but I guess I can keep writing and writing and writing and writing and writing and writing and writing and writing and writing until I get a response. I have nothing to lose and you have everything to gain. I look forward to seeing you soon! Write me back (or call, I think you still have my number) and don't forget to write me back.

Casey

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