11/08/2011

The Scientific Field Grows in Unexpected Directions

Email Sent in by Rachel:

Good morning!

Thanks for the pics of your butt but they weren't attached. Resend please. Also send pics of your mom's butt if you can so I can see what yours will look like in 15-80 years (assuming that your mom had you at 15). If it is saggy then don't worry - there will be advances to saggy buttscience by then I am sure, or I can make a special butt bra for you. My old one might be kicking around. Butt pics plz!!!

Lars


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(Rachel says: "This was my first message from this guy. I replied with a picture of my middle finger.")

10 comments:

  1. Should have sent him a picture of your mom's middle finger, too xD

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  2. ^I feel as though that would have been appropriate.

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  3. I dunno, his reasoning seems very sound to me. Buttscience has been astounding mankind since the beginning of time...

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  4. It's the complete lack of pretense or effort that pissed her off. He could've tried something like "we have a few things in common, like our tastes in music and movies. Anyway, wanna send me some pictures of your butt?"

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  5. I would've sent him a glorious picture of my ass. Like this one: http://tinyurl.com/3r9upem

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  6. This is not 4chan. /voteban rawr the dinosaur

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  7. Oh please. a) It's relevant and b) there's no way anybody could not see it coming.

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  8. I most definitely didn't see it coming. I'm trying desperately to unsee and IT ISN'T WORKING.

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