11/10/2011

But Chewbacca Lives on Endor

Email Sent in by Rosemary:

You're slim but I could probably outrun you. Especially if uyou are in bare feet and I am in shoes. Depends also what we use (you know - chicolate, strawberries, orange juice and the like). Nothing against your will only for funsies. I have a chewbacca mask you can wear at the same time but only before I touch you. Once I lay a finger on you you have to remove it no matter wher eyou are.

Love to chase you to the top of a tall building. A friend of mine can get us to the top of a brown stone. Not tall but it will work and I can drag an mattress and champayyggynne up there ahead of time. Just ask.

Cody

9 comments:

  1. I'm not following this guy's proposed sequence of events here... First a foot race, then snacks, then masks, then touching, then mattresses and champayyggynne on the top of a small building... HUH??

    He knows how to show a lady a good (and confusing) time!

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  2. Obvious troll is obvious. Cody needs to be more subtle.

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  3. Wookies are from Kashyyk, Jared.

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  4. I know this. But Chewbacca lives on Endor. Late defense attorney Johnnie Cochran proved this:

    The Chewbacca Defense.

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  5. Wookiees don't live on Endor, but Mookiee does.
    [This post declared winner, most obscure reference, 2011]

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  6. oh damn... you went there: The Cochran Defense!!

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  7. Hehe wow, I remember that episode from primary school,"That does not make sense!!"

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  8. I stopped reading after the Chewie mask because it reminded me so much of this video, I wanted to watch it again: http://www.youtube.com/user/JennaMarbles#p/a/u/0/-xxkE30elDk Everyone, meet the future Mrs. Nikki the Troll.

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  9. Churro forced me to reveal my total geek card:

    The planet is Kashyyyk. You left out a "y".

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