Email Sent in by Maury:
Hello Maury,
If Lionel Ritchie and Giselle Bundchen had a love child then I have been described as the result of their off spring. I have Ritchie's voice (of course womanized) and Bundchen's luscious curves. You can't go wrong with a deal like that!
I have my problems and foibles of course who doesn't! I like to pick skin. Other people's skin not mine. Friends, mostly, although sometimes I sneak a stranger's on a crowded train. Oops just brushed you hand now I have some of your skin flakies! Done it since I was young, I know it's wrong, it's a habit I'm trying to break. Honestly, who doesn't have a silly foible?
Now that I've bared my soul with honesty, tell me some of your own I wait patiently.
Sarah
7 comments:
I'm chronically late, I sometimes correct grammar mistakes, and I laugh at my own jokes. I don't pick dead skin from other people's bodies. Creepy.
Gisele Bundchen is curvy...?
^That
^^Double that. Now had she said Monica Bellucci or Christina Hendricks instead...
Is Lionel Ritchie's voice on a female considered attractive? The Gisele Bundchen part I don't mind so much...
I find laughing at my own jokes creepy.
I'm ok with that, Howie.
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