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10/20/2011

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Email Sent in by Christopher:

thanks for the message twerp/bag. I wonder what it takes to be a twerp/bag but now you have answered this.

The last twerp/bag sent me a message to ask me what I tasted like. Thing is we spoke for two whole weeks before he asked me this selfish questions. Now I wonder how long this new twerp/bag will take to ask me something foolish.

Not long. Go ahead. You get one question.

Myrna


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Christopher Responds:

Hi Myrna. My question: what the hell is a twerp/bag?


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Myrna Responds:

Your whole life has been twerp/bag. You just didn't know it. Welcome to the new life of death in that you have this for that twerp/bag, twerp/bag.

I taste like radishes.

Myrna

9 comments:

Sheesh! One inappropriate question set her off on all men? Myrna needs to start reading ABCotD to get some perspective. Either that or she's crazy.

Life of death?

At least she didn't try to claim she tasted like pumpkin.

This one girl tasted like sour peas and nuts and then I found out the guy she was with before me puked down there.
Not pleasant!

^That will teach you not to eat sloppy seconds, Feltmenot.

@ Gnome - I loved that story. Mmmm, pumpkin pie! XD

^^ Pokeme Not!
Sloppy seconds...? That is disgusting...
I was at least 3rd or 4th that night!

Well as it so happens, I find radishes to have a most disgusting taste.

Annnnnd Howie just made me puke that pizza back up. You owe me $10, buster!

I don't even remember what I was originally going to say. Dammit.

Baku, the one time I tried pumpkin I definitely did not like it. But it's not like we grow anything here...

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