Profile Sent in by Alistair:

About me:

Is it wrong that the vision of me taking advantage of a guy against his will turns me on? Hi I'm Cindy and I have a hell of a story for you:

When I was in 5th grade I brought a smart doll to school but my friends said that we were all too old for dolls and then they became my enemy and I spent more time making them suffer than give attention to my own studies and so I ended up in a special school. I came up with a good mascot for it - a bloody knife! But they didn't want to print those on jerseys and so I haven't been back to school since!

I wrote a lot of plays about my life that I'm trying to get published... maybe you can help.

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