10/01/2011

Screaming, Bloody Case in Point

Profile Sent in by Jerri:

About me:

I appreciate you taking the time to read my profile. It took me time to write it and so the amount of time you take to read it is greatly appreciated. I can show you my appreciation by thanking you here or perhaps thanking you someplace else such as a dinner table. You choice, of course.

If you'd like, I can allow you further thanks by making you my lifemate and bearing my children. So plump you will be for nine months until you, like a moth to a flame, extinguish the womb and bear the true meaning of womanhood unto me.

Perhaps such screaming, bloody life will be delivered unto my very arms! This would be the chiefest thank-you of all, and all in gratitude for seeking out and reading these words! I will hoist the screaming proof of our love high to the gods of Olympos, and mighty Zeus himself shall bow before the might that is our love!

Or you could turn your back on such glories and skip to another profile. Your choice. Being an idiot is a common one.

5 comments:

  1. I'd like to see his manic phase.

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  2. "So plump you will be for nine months until you, like a moth to a flame, extinguish the womb and bear the true meaning of womanhood unto me." He sounds like the dude from Silence of the Lambs. Creepy!

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  3. Wow. He's really set on having kids.

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  4. I can sum up his four paragraphs in single words.

    1) Normal
    2) Creepy
    3) Creepier
    4) Jackass

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  5. I'm assuming this is either a joke profile or a clumsy attempt at humor.

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