Email Sent in by Clancy:
Thanks for writing. I looked at your profile and liked most of what I read. The part I didn't like was the part where you mention that you've done volunteer work for cancer and heart disease charities. You come across as sanctimonious. I'm not going to give you a goddamn gold medal for being a good person.
Here's a clue for you, Clancy: the world is a horrible place. No amount of money or charity or lack of breast cancer or disease will change that. Nature will just find new ways to hate and kill us. I don't need morons like you to tell me how to be better in a world that makes it impossible for me to be better. Live your own life, Clancy! Stop imposing your will on people who don't give a rat's ass, you patronizing dick.