9/15/2011

When Can I Start to Worry?

Profile Sent in by Seth:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit:

I'm pregnant with twins. Yes I'm serious. But you're not the father (unless you, the father, you know who you are, are reading this. In that case, you ARE the father and you're going to be paying me mighty sums of child support for the next 18 years! Hope it was worth it for you!) so you don't have to worry.

6 comments:

  1. If they're fraternal twins, he's still got a shot...

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  2. ^ no. He wasted that 'shot' inside her seemingly often used, cum toilet

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  3. Child support: For the child, not a way to get back at your ex.
    If she thinks she's getting "mighty" sums of child support, she's probably going to be very disappointed.

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  4. ^It depends on who the father is. If she was lucky enough to get knocked up by a rock star, she could be set for life.

    Speaking of which - Jared, I think the title of this one should actually be "Who's Your Daddy?" ;-)

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  5. Time to worry? The rest of your life.

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  6. The ad I just saw here, immediately after reading this post: "style for your bump. Items for moms, babies, and kids." Coincidence? Probably.

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