9/28/2011

Uh, Babies Don't Count as Extra Legs, Ma'am

Profile Sent in by Cameron:

About me:

EVER SEE A WOMAN WITH 2 LEGS. I HAVE MORE. I HAVE A BABYGIRL AND SHE IS MY LIFE. I STILL LIKE TO GO OUT FOR NIGHTS ON THE TOWN DRINKIN SMOKIN PARTYIN LOL. MY MOM LOOKS AFTER BABY. SHE IS HAPPY AND I AM HAPPY SO DO NOT JUDGE PLAYAZ AND HATERZ…… U KNO WAT 2 DO. I AM CITY GURL BORN N RAISED LOL. SOMETIMES I MAKE BREAD.

5 comments:

  1. 2 legs AND more? Making bread?

    Sounds like a hermaphrodite with a yeast infection.

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  2. I wasn't interested until the bread thing. It totally makes it worth dating this fine lady.

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  3. Only a troll would make a post like this.

    All caps: check.
    Horrible spelling: check.
    Talk of "haterz": check.
    Awful parenting: check.
    Non-sequitor at the end: check.

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  4. Well that train managed to derail before even leaving the station.

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  5. I have no idea where to start on this.. such a terrible email. Caps lock is not cruise control!

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