9/08/2011

Or a Goddess of Vapidity

Profile Sent in by Marc:

About me:

My moods match the weather. My friends call me the 'weather girl' lol. Sometimes I think I can control the weather with my moods lol. Watch out when I'm pissy lol!

When I'm real mad hurricanes happen usually when I have a boyfriend now why would that be lol? K maybe it's because they all piss me off lol? If you don't like my profile just let me know….. I may make it rain all over your house. You could wake up in a swamp lol! I want to go to a place that's sunny all year and make it rain so that the tribal peoples wil think I'm a rain goddess! Rain rain go away they will say and I will say no bring me riches!

It rains forever on exboy's house.

7 comments:

  1. Someone should call the police. If this girl caused something like Katrina, she is guilty of murder. Yet, here she is, typing "LOL". Bitch, we know what you did!

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  2. Major overuse of lol. As far as I'm concerned even one is too many.

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  3. ^ I agree so much, I was going to comment that but you beat me too it.

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  4. ^^Agreed....if you have to write LOL...what you are saying usually isn't very funny.

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  5. I always thought "LOL" was a response, not something you type while writing something you think is funny.

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  6. Too much television, not enough school and deadbeat parents often result in statements like, "when I'm mad hurricanes happen" spoken without a hint of self-consciousness or irony.

    I only use "lol" when chatting online. I mix it up with "hehe" and others though.

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