Profile Sent in by Marie:
My friends thought it would be a good idea for me to put a profile up. I'm a part time librarian part time waitress. Woo life. If you send me a message, no I can't give you free food but I can give you free books. Books about cooking so perhaps you can buy your own food and cook it yourself. Ass.
So yea I like throwing water balloons through drive through windows......... not too often. They get mad, call cops. blah.
I'm almost 30 and I'm still regular in the mornings. Beat that. Please don't send pics. On a dare last year I crapped in a river. I worked in an old age home at the time so it gave me perspective. Or something.