Email Sent in by Nicole:
(Nicole says: "His profile was well-written, I swear. I don't know what happened.")
Hi Nicole,
You wrote me a splendid message and I want to sing its praises. Did you know how important you are to this planet? PLANET PLAN ET. PLAN IT. GET IT? If there is a plan for you and me then I'd say we are already getting on splendidly.
My spleen engorges in joy at your message! How happy I am in my proud little tummie! If you were to write me back again then I would take a while to write back so proud would I be! I be proud cause I be me! I will be what I will be!
What will you be! Do tell me! I am a curse on myself and can only end sentences that end in ee! Proud to be! Us and we! Us and we! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee *dies*
Brent
9 comments:
I hope Brent's spleen engorged so much that it exploded.
Sadly, he did not write his own profile...
Even more sad, he DID write that message to you...
"I am a curse on myself"
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, boy.
Brent Suess, Doctor's son, tries his hand at online dating
Strange, it's like that last comment could've been written by a Howie impostor... 'cause it's kinda tame. :)
Somehow I don't think it was his spleen that was engorging there...
^^Howie's a complicated man, churro, and thick in all the right places, you know what I mean?
Props to the woman for actually writing the initial message!
^ Are you new, Dan? There are plenty of women who actually write the initial message. Some of their messages have made for some very good posts.
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