9/27/2011

Meth Happened

Email Sent in by Nicole:

(Nicole says: "His profile was well-written, I swear. I don't know what happened.")


Hi Nicole,

You wrote me a splendid message and I want to sing its praises. Did you know how important you are to this planet? PLANET PLAN ET. PLAN IT. GET IT? If there is a plan for you and me then I'd say we are already getting on splendidly.

My spleen engorges in joy at your message! How happy I am in my proud little tummie! If you were to write me back again then I would take a while to write back so proud would I be! I be proud cause I be me! I will be what I will be!

What will you be! Do tell me! I am a curse on myself and can only end sentences that end in ee! Proud to be! Us and we! Us and we! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee *dies*

Brent

9 comments:

  1. I hope Brent's spleen engorged so much that it exploded.

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  2. Sadly, he did not write his own profile...

    Even more sad, he DID write that message to you...

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  3. "I am a curse on myself"

    You ain't just whistlin' Dixie, boy.

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  4. Brent Suess, Doctor's son, tries his hand at online dating

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  5. Strange, it's like that last comment could've been written by a Howie impostor... 'cause it's kinda tame. :)

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  6. Somehow I don't think it was his spleen that was engorging there...

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  7. ^^Howie's a complicated man, churro, and thick in all the right places, you know what I mean?

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  8. Props to the woman for actually writing the initial message!

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  9. ^ Are you new, Dan? There are plenty of women who actually write the initial message. Some of their messages have made for some very good posts.

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