9/10/2011

I Store a Few in My Head

Email Sent in by James:

Hi James!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the e-mail!!!!!!!!!

I do have large and extensive rock collection. It is a pride and joy. I have been collecting rocks for years. My father collected them, his father, and his father's father. I have all of their rock collections now so it is quite an impressive rock collection!

Wait you didn't ask me a thing about my rock collection even though I mentioned my rock collection twice on my profile. Clearly you're shit at picking out what's important to me, things like my rock collection. Don't ever write me again because you clearly don't even guess how important it is to me.

Geraldine

7 comments:

  1. Well, I guess she knows what she's looking for.

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  2. James, it's clear that all Geraldine wanted to do was get your rocks off. Why couldn't you have obliged her?

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  3. Also, she got the rocks off her father, his father, and his father's father, so she obviously has a lot of practice.

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  4. Someone who takes collecting rocks and themselves so seriously... sounds like a real rock star.

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  5. To be fair, Geraldine, he didn't ask because it's really, really boring.

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  6. Maybe she's an actress and wanted to reenact this scene:

    "Stop, stop. Will you stop that... stop it. Now look. No-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear; even if they do say Jehovah."

    She's hilarious!

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  7. I think she's a stoner. But I wouldn't take that for granite.

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