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9/14/2011

The Chairs Are Comfy, But Stained

Profile Sent in by Alli:

About me:

I was in my local library and thought what the hell I'll write a profile!

So about me? Um I guess I like my local library and writing this profile. What do you like?

Any library is fine I live in my local one. Great place to make a profile. So about me? I spend a lot of time in my library.

I know probably the library better than stupid librarians. I always ask them for a job and they say you have to study in school and not live in a library if you want to work in a library. Duh a library is like a school and you can study in it and it's easy to sleep in, lol.

Library and for food I always go to city hall they have free sandwiches every day. Simple man with life and pleasures well that's me tell me about you?

3 comments:

...I normally like laughing at the idiots we see here, but this homeless guys profile is so sad it touched a deep chord of humanity within me. Damnit Jared! Stop the inappropriate touching!

Library joke:
In a library, a blonde asked a librarian, "Do you sell cheese burger here?"
The librarian looked puzzled, then replied, "Ma'am, this is a library."
The blonde apologized, then whispered, "Do you sell cheese burger here?"

I would like to live in a library. Free sandwiches would get old though... This guy does sound more content with his life than I am, though. That's the sad part.

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