8/26/2011

You Look Like Your Dad

Email Sent in by Marlena:

Second message to you!!!! Just making sure you got the 1st one!!!!

You have a good looking family in your profile pics. I attached a pic of my dad. He's the only family I have left! The others were washed away down that long, slow drain we call time. Goes round and finally hits you all at once.

You should send me another pic even if you don't write nothing. Just trade pics until you're brave enough to contact me.

Craig


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(Marlena says: "He attached a picture of a penis.")

6 comments:

  1. The penis was small, wasn't it?

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  2. Ah, dammit! Now I have to clean water off my laptop monitor.

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  3. That better have been a pic of his dad's penis.

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  4. It was so wrinkly, she thought it was his grandad.

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  5. I guess his dad is a dick?

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  6. Claire, I have to clean rum and coke off my keyboard. Much stickier.

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