Profile Sent in by Lisa:
Who I'm looking for:
i am done looking for men. i want a duck. a duck is cute, quacks. nothing more. nothing less. cheap to keep. won't ever eat it not even when it dies. if you are a guy then i am not at all interested. if you are a guy with a duck then maybe we can talk. i have to meet the duck first.
just kidding. i don't really want a duck. a man who is like a duck, like a soft pillow that quack quacks is fine with me… i will eat him if he dies. that way his soul will always be part of me in my blood and brain! My fingers will be his fingers. <3
11 comments:
So you want a new duck? Not a quail or an owl?
"I will eat him if he dies".
lolnope
One with big, webbed feet!
One that won't steal the beer!
One that won't raid the icebox!
I would hate to be in a relationship were i literally had to kill myself to get a BJ.. Not interested!
I like the first half of this profile the best.
That person needs to meet this person:
http://www.abadcaseofthedates.com/2010/01/fowl-play.html
I dated a duck once, but it didn't last long. Her Quack was too big.
^ Not that Polka Dot would believe it. She thinks all females are tight. Must be a bit...insecure about her own Poke-A-Twat
One that's never gonna migrate or escape?
I KNEW you were my kind of people here!
Best part: "My fingers will be his fingers. <3"
It's the less-than-three that really makes it wonderful. Very sweet.
How did you know, Howie? I totally call it Poke-A-Twat!
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