8/14/2011

Our Generation Really Is Less Patient

Email Sent in by Chloe:

I like it when you tease me. Send me a pic of yourself with no shoes on. A little leg showing. NOTHING TOPLESS.

Once you've done that send me a pic of you teasing me more. One of you without socks on. Once you've done that send me a pic of you with just your hair down and no socks.

With hair down and no socks and no shoes you, then send me a teasy pic of you with ashirt unbuttoned HO GOD CANT WAIT ANYMORE JUST SEND ME ANY NEW PICS OF YOU IN CLOTHES OR NOT!!!!!!

Frank

6 comments:

  1. Dear Frank,

    No.

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  2. Dear Frank, please come to *location*
    and we can arrange a photo with my booted foot up your ass

    Chloe

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  3. Hair down, no socks? Hawt.

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  4. "Glasses off, hair down. Ooh! No! Glasses on, hair up! No!"

    Arrested Development for the win.

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  5. I somehow feel like this e-mail should have ended with the words "fap fap fap" at the end.

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