Email Sent in by Chloe:
I like it when you tease me. Send me a pic of yourself with no shoes on. A little leg showing. NOTHING TOPLESS.
Once you've done that send me a pic of you teasing me more. One of you without socks on. Once you've done that send me a pic of you with just your hair down and no socks.
With hair down and no socks and no shoes you, then send me a teasy pic of you with ashirt unbuttoned HO GOD CANT WAIT ANYMORE JUST SEND ME ANY NEW PICS OF YOU IN CLOTHES OR NOT!!!!!!
Frank
6 comments:
Dear Frank,
No.
Dear Frank, please come to *location*
and we can arrange a photo with my booted foot up your ass
Chloe
Hair down, no socks? Hawt.
"Glasses off, hair down. Ooh! No! Glasses on, hair up! No!"
Arrested Development for the win.
I somehow feel like this e-mail should have ended with the words "fap fap fap" at the end.
I love how he put in NOTHING TOPLESS at the beginning like it was ever going to be an option. 'Cause everyone knows women on dating sites are just dying to send nude pics to random perverts who demand them.
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