8/20/2011

The More I Pay, the Friendlier They Are. Weird.

Profile Sent in by Pina:

I'm really good at:

Making friends through escort services. I met some lifelong blood friends through strange as it may seem strippers. I respect them and their boundaries and they tell me I'm a good guy. Who am I to argue? I will respect you in the same exact ways. I won't stop making friends through them though. They are good people who also deserve a chance to make friends with special guys like me.

2 comments:

  1. Things wrong with this:

    1) I make friends through escort services
    2) I make "blood" friends though escort services (AIDs)
    3) I will respect you the exact same amount as I respect the average stripper
    4) I will continue to use escort services
    5) I'm special

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  2. Escorts are not the same as strippers.
    But I'm pretty sure an escort is not going to ask you to not see other escorts, as far as his/her boundaries go, so I'm pretty sure he'll be respecting her LESS than the escort.

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