Like a Dog Could Ever Talk

Email Sent in by Vanessa:

I read your profile and here's what I think.If you are Juliet.. I am Romeo .If your Monalisa I am the Michelangelo.

I am easy going as the free flowing salt from a salt container.And I am one who can add spice to your food and may be life and when you would read a restaurant menu you will see me as two chilies.By the way did I say you that I m very family oriented.

Meet me I am Brian griffin from "family guy".


  1. Pretty pesky of Leonardo Da Vinci to steal the credit from Michelangelo on Mona Lisa. I trust this guy, it was probably Michelangelos work!

  2. Oh Seth McFarlane, you silly b*tch.


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