Fish Are Friends. Not Food.

Email Sent in by Steven:

Hi Steven.

Sorry that I have not been more in touch. My pet goldfish Hiram died. Out of respect for him (I had him for over 10yrs) I cooked and ate him. Big mistake on my part (now I know lol) because he made me really sick for like a week with food poisoning! In the future I'll feed my fish better lol.

How about you?



  1. This is clearly a hidden Masonic message (Hiram's key, helllooo?). The dead 'gold'fish is the 2008 financial crisis, and it is well known that the Illuminati caused all of that. The OP should respond asking which stocks to invest in, and which country will be safe from the coming end times.
    If you don't believe me, ask Glenn Beck.

  2. This post title made me snortlaugh, and now my students know I'm not really grading papers.

  3. Hell, I believe anything that comes out of Glenn Beck's mouth on principle.

  4. Belle, I love you.

    PS: I'm TOTALLY going to record myself reading this and post it to YouTube for everyone to enjoy.


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