8/17/2011

Elmo's Later Years

Profile Sent in by Marsha:

About me:

Congratulations. You've already taken a big step to having me in your life. By reading my profile and the essays below, you will understand why…… ooh shiny!!!!

I like the inside and outside. Of earth. Or buildings. Of rectums. Oops did I say that out loud?

I like being tickeld in certain places. Grew up in a place without many ticklers. In the city there are a lot of you people but not many ticklers. I'll take any man or woman. Just cajn't tickle myself. Can't pay anymore out just has to be a personal favor.

In return I will wash your floor or clean something (not a big room please).

9 comments:

  1. Witness the underside of a medicated brain. Off their meds.

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  2. Which dating site was this from? Shouldn't it have been posting on Craigslist or a fetish forum?

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  3. La la la la
    La la la la
    ELMO'S WORLD

    La la la la
    La la la la
    ELMO'S WORLD

    Elmo loves his goldfish
    his crayons too

    THAT'S
    ELLLMOOOO'SSS
    WOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDD

    I have a three-year old niece. This is stick in my head all the time.

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  4. Sadly, some people are just gonna have to keep paying for certain things. Good luck hoping otherwise, profile writer.

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  5. Elmo likes anal sex. Who knew?

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  6. ^ The lucky guy with his hand up Elmo's arse, perhaps?

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  7. ^You mean like one of these guys?

    http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/3/2/5/41325.jpg?v=1

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  8. Fun fact: the puppeteer for Elmo is a black man who came from one of the poorest neighborhoods in Baltimore. And he's also a director/producer/leader of some kind for Sesame Street. Gettin' paid that SWEET Elmo paycheck.

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