That's the Last Time I Tell Jeffrey Dahmer My Email Address

Email Sent in by Allison:

I want a dinner!

But so many women aren't meat!

I want meat betwean my bread if ya know what i mean!

Too much bread! More meat please!

Write back, you human meat!



  1. I wanna butter up your buns and JAM them!

  2. I had a friend who talked like this to women - to their face. Hot ones too, and he got with a few of them. Wouldn't work for just anybody though. :)

  3. "I want meat between my bread" "But so many women aren't meat!" If this isn't an admission of being gay then I don't know what is.


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