7/02/2011

My Mistake. I Sent it to Everyone BUT You.

Email Sent in by Suzanne:

I like the photos you posted of yourself with cats.  Ever think about posting a photo of yourself with just your own, built in, biological cat?  You know what I mean.

You can post it up here (ultraHOT) or you could be private and send it to me.  Your choice but you must choose one…

Jerry


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(Suzanne says: "Surprisingly, I didn't reply.  Two weeks later, though, he followed up with this:")


Hey.  So where is it?  Hope you didn't send it to some other guy by accident.  Send it to me please.

Jerry

5 comments:

  1. Listen - if "your own, built in, biological cat" feels like a cat's fucking tongue, I'll pass.

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  2. "Biological cat" -- as opposed to laser cat, I suppose.

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  3. Why all the pussyfooting around, Jerry?

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  4. I love how he makes it an order. "You must choose one". Yeah. Right.

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