7/29/2011

The Mother of All Battles

Emails Sent in by Henry:

Do people ever tell u u look like brad pitt? thta's good cuz u dont knock u down a few pegs in ur photos u look like ur saying im the shit when clearly ur not. knock u down some pegs k.

my jb is police like. i never been in trouble with them and nor will i b. just that i see guys like u and i want 2 take u down so bad pretty rich boys who think they own the world or nothin. worlds a dangerous place boy and u wont have a big smile on ur face for long.

where do u live. i will come at u.

clara


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Henry responds:

Dear Clara:

Thanks for your email. As for where I live, it's at your mother's house. Best time to see me would be before it gets dark.

Henry


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Clara responds:

i will kill u i swear to christ almiyty. where u live u tell me now or i will hunt u down u dont know anything about my mom and she doesnt know u. why before dark u aferaid of the dark?


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Henry responds:

Dear Clara:

I assure you: your mother knows me. Very, very, very well.

See you at her house this evening?

Henry


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Clara responds:

ur dead meat. i know where u live now. haha didnt think id find out prety rich boy but i did and i will kill u.


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Henry responds:

Dear Clara:

Your mother, aunts, and grandmothers have all sworn to protect me to the death. I hope you're ready, because you'll have a battle on your hands if you try anything.

Henry


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(Henry says, "Unfortunately, she didn't write me back after that.")

4 comments:

  1. Aw... that's too bad this didn't continue. It may have become one of my top 3 favorite posts in here. By the way, Clara, trying to threaten someone writing like a half-literate child doesn't work as well as you might think. Henry FTW.

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  2. Clara's mother is cheating on me?? Curse Henry for being pretty and rich!

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  3. I was hoping that in the end we would find out the Henry was actually Clara's step-dad. It would have been amazing.

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  4. She called you pretty, now I'm curious . . .

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