7/05/2011

Going, Going, Gandhi

Profile Sent in by Nancy:

My self-summary

I AM THE INCARNATE GANDHI.  In a past life I was ruler of all India GANDHI!  Now I am back and trapped in this body but I want to find a lifemate to go to India with me and TAKE IT OVER AGAIN.

GANDHI!!!!

No one will stop us as we take back that which was mine.  Yes I am a serious Gandhi.  I am on this site to raise an army of women to my cause.  If you email me I will provide you with full proof of my lineage as your once and future ruler if you are Indian.  After I take over India the world will soon follow!  I can make anything out of Indian.  What am I talking about?  I AM GANDHI!  LORD GANDHI GANDHI.


What I'm doing with my life

Banking.  I work for a bank in its investment department.  Might be time for a change, though, so I might go back to school next year to try something else.


I'm really good at

Ping pong, DJing, MCing, banking duh.

12 comments:

  1. "Might be time for a change"

    Agreed.

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  2. I wonder what sort of things he can make out of Indian....

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  3. Gandhi sure was a despot- iron fist, yadda yadda yadda. I tremble in fear.

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  4. Hmmm... Mahatma Gandhi was never the ruler of India. So that must make him the incarnation of the former prime minister, Rajiv Gandhi, who was assassinated in 1991...

    I don't know about you, but I'm convinced.

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  5. Maybe it's just my opinion but Ghandi would never reincarnate as a douchebag or, Buddha forbid, an investment banker....

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  6. Ghandi II: No more Mr. Passive Resistance

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  7. Antole, the terrifying thing is that someone born in 1991is ACTUALLY OLD ENOUGH to be on a dating site.

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  8. Nehru Ghandi was the first PM of India.

    I think he's joking actually.

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  9. It's Jawarharlal Nehru, not Nehru Gandhi.

    Also Antole, considering that she's female, I thought she would be the incarnation of Indira Gandhi.

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  10. ^ The profile was just sent in by a woman, but I'm pretty sure the profile itself was written by a man (or boy...), as he is "Lord Gandhi Gandhi", and he wants to raise an army of women. I could be wrong, sometimes it's hard to figure out the gender of the poster.

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  11. At least he didn't spell it "Ghandi". *twitch*

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