6/19/2011

Some Like it Cold. They're Weird.

Profile Sent in by Betsy:

About Me

I'm a lover of the outdoors. I hike, canoe, climb, and camp. I can definitely rough it with the best of them.

I always prefer cold to hot. I have a shack behind my parents' house deep in the woods outside of town. Don't be frightened. It's not a shack where I kill with axes! It's a nice cold place with a firepit and bed. Fire can be lit for warmth if necessary but I prefer using bodies! Snuggling close!

I can also be at home in the cities. Whatevs.

4 comments:

  1. This is why the Amish aren't allowed to have online dating profiles...

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  2. He prefers using bodies... freshly killed with his axe.

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  3. Hahaha, it's not a shack where I kill with axes, silly!

    It's a shack where I kill with machetes. The axe-killin' shack is in the other woods.

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  4. This doesn't sound all that strange. I mean, you can always leave out the clarification that you don't kill people, but otherwise it sounds like a neat place.

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