6/30/2011

The Most Fun You'll Ever Have on a Friday Night

Profile Sent in by Margaret:

The six things I could never do without

1. Scotch tape.
2. Toilet paper.
3. Pimples.
4. Tea.
5. Carnivorous plants.
6. Toilet paper.*

*I say toilet paper twice.  One for me bum, one for plants if they eat they need paper for plantpoo!

5 comments:

  1. Awww. He worries about his plants pooing. Does he also name his pimples? Is that why they're necessary?

    "No! I could never pop Anna Marie! I'll pop Jonathan though. He's been a real dick lately. Trying to move in on Jane's territory. Bastard."

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  2. Carnivorous pooping plants. Uhmmm... Sexy!

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  3. another situation in which I just don't know what to say.

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  4. Reminds me of that episode of Family Guy where Chris has that evil pimple.

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