6/11/2011

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Profile Sent in by Marisa:

(Marisa says, "You'd assume this profile was from a teenage girl, but it's a guy.")

About Me

Re@L Qu!cK.I LiKe 2~Go "FisHinG, CamPinG & BeinG OuTdo0Rs" + "SurFiN', Sk8_B0aRdN', BiKeN' & Sn0wBo@RdiNG".!i!~~ I LiKe 2 LisTeN 2 @LL KindS oF MuSiC, AnD cAn PlaY @ FeW SonGs oN ThE PiAnO & ThE Gu!TaR.*!* I

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18 comments:

  1. Writing like that makes me vomit out of my eyes.

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  2. Um...why would this make me assume it was written by a teenage girl?

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  3. I stopped part way through. Isn't typing like that a lot more effort with all the shift key pushing involved? Then again I also don't use text speak, so I really don't get the appeal.

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  4. 1. "My Little Pony" rocks. Don't diss it.

    2. This writing is a visual art, duh.

    3. I think this person wrote this email as a joke or just to see if he could do it.

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  5. What is this word supposed to be? -----> fUKKz0r

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  6. M@¥b€ h€ µ§€þ @ £€€7 7r@n§£@70r b€ç@µ§€ h€'§ £@2¥ @§ w€££ @§ §7µp¡þ

    (translator: http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/l33t/l33t_translator.html)

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  7. ^ That was actually pretty easy to read

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  8. I'm with JLB on this one, My little pony is awesome.

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  9. Baku-chan, this is for you :)
    \/\/e|_|_ |-|O\/\/ 48O|_|7 7|-|12 7|-|e|\|, 17'2 |_EE7 7.-4|\|5|_47O.- (.-4|\|| 7o 100%

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  10. Holy carp, Batman. I refused to even start reading that crap.

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  11. Reading this is similar to riding a roller coaster with a hang over.

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  12. 1 3v3n h4v3 4 p|u61n f0r my |177|3 f1r3f0x 70 h3|p m3 wr173 7h15 w4y!
    61r|5 d16 7h47 5h17!

    (it also helps in reading the profile of the guy...)

    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/leet-key/

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  13. 1 D0'n7 S33 4Ny7H1n' 48n0rm4l 480u7 7h12 pr0F1L3 47 4LL, 4L7H0U9H My 34R2 s74R73D 8L33D1N' 4F73R r34D1N' 17 4Nd Ph0r S0M3 R34S0n 1 pH33l l1k3 S0m37h1N' 12 0DdlY d1ff3r3n7 480u7 MY Wr171n' n0w.

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  14. AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

    Way to go guys, you just gave me an aneurysm.

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  15. fUKKz0r what the hell is that? i'm a middle school teacher and see a lot of weirdly spelled shit but... is it supposed to be for sure? that's the only thing i can think of O_o

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  16. I think that if you say "fUKKz0r" out loud, its meaning becomes a bit clearer. Especially the first syllable.

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  17. haxors in mah netwurks.

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  18. Seriously, line up the retards who write like this and bring back the guillotine!

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