Profile Sent in by Marisa:
(Marisa says, "You'd assume this profile was from a teenage girl, but it's a guy.")
About Me
(((Re@L Qu!cK)))~>.I LiKe 2~Go "FisHinG, CamPinG & BeinG OuTdo0Rs" + "SurFiN', Sk8_B0aRdN', BiKeN' & Sn0wBo@RdiNG".!i!~~> I LiKe 2 LisTeN 2 @LL KindS oF MuSiC, AnD cAn PlaY @ FeW SonGs oN ThE PiAnO & ThE Gu!TaR.*!* I
JusT WanT To0 geT aS MucH aS i cAn OuT oF Th!S LiFe, And TrY noT 2 Let AnyTh!nG PaSs Me bY...?!? "SoO0Oo, I Th0uGhT i WouLd GiVe ThiS @ TrY" AnD HaVe SoMe FuN.!i! ~> I "gUEss" WhaT i'M L@@Kin' 4 iS @ N!Ce GiRL 2 GeT 2 KnoW ~ {ToO B Fr!EnDs 1sT, B4 @nyTh!nG fUKKz0r} ~ BuT ST!LL Don'T MinD To0 GeT @ ((.Lil.W!LD & CraZy EvErY NoW & @gAiN.))~> sO iF AnY oF Th!s InTeResT YoU, oR You JusT WanT 2 SaY "Hi & FinD OuT @ Lil. MoRe"...ThEn "geT BacK @ Me", AnD TelL mE @ Lil BiT @bOuT YoUrSelF & WhaT YouR L@@K!N' 4..?!? ~~>
18 comments:
Writing like that makes me vomit out of my eyes.
Um...why would this make me assume it was written by a teenage girl?
I stopped part way through. Isn't typing like that a lot more effort with all the shift key pushing involved? Then again I also don't use text speak, so I really don't get the appeal.
1. "My Little Pony" rocks. Don't diss it.
2. This writing is a visual art, duh.
3. I think this person wrote this email as a joke or just to see if he could do it.
What is this word supposed to be? -----> fUKKz0r
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(translator: http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/l33t/l33t_translator.html)
^ That was actually pretty easy to read
I'm with JLB on this one, My little pony is awesome.
Baku-chan, this is for you :)
\/\/e|_|_ |-|O\/\/ 48O|_|7 7|-|12 7|-|e|\|, 17'2 |_EE7 7.-4|\|5|_47O.- (.-4|\|| 7o 100%
Holy carp, Batman. I refused to even start reading that crap.
Reading this is similar to riding a roller coaster with a hang over.
1 3v3n h4v3 4 p|u61n f0r my |177|3 f1r3f0x 70 h3|p m3 wr173 7h15 w4y!
61r|5 d16 7h47 5h17!
(it also helps in reading the profile of the guy...)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/leet-key/
1 D0'n7 S33 4Ny7H1n' 48n0rm4l 480u7 7h12 pr0F1L3 47 4LL, 4L7H0U9H My 34R2 s74R73D 8L33D1N' 4F73R r34D1N' 17 4Nd Ph0r S0M3 R34S0n 1 pH33l l1k3 S0m37h1N' 12 0DdlY d1ff3r3n7 480u7 MY Wr171n' n0w.
AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!
Way to go guys, you just gave me an aneurysm.
fUKKz0r what the hell is that? i'm a middle school teacher and see a lot of weirdly spelled shit but... is it supposed to be for sure? that's the only thing i can think of O_o
I think that if you say "fUKKz0r" out loud, its meaning becomes a bit clearer. Especially the first syllable.
haxors in mah netwurks.
Seriously, line up the retards who write like this and bring back the guillotine!
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