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I'm really good at
Every guy lists "sex" here. It was just as funny the first time as it was the fiftieth time, guys. I am a sensitive, caring, loving, compassionate, huggable man who has needs beyond the physical. For me the explosions of the mind are greater than the explosions of the body. I adore a beautiful sunset… a glass of wine with someone you love… petting a llama… singing to flowr's! Those moments that make you weep…
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"...the explosions of the mind are greater than the explosions of the body.."
...clearly he's never had his 'taint' punched as soon as he starts ejaculating!
I want a man who weeps when he pets a llama... or sings to flowers. You know, a REAL man.
Petting a llama? Is that euphemism?
It IS a euphemism. Unfortunately, trying to describe the subtle nuances of the meaning to someone who has never been in prison is impossible.
Just trust me.
This guy cries during sex. Guaranteed.
^Not just after, but during? Ouch.
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