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5/17/2011

Keep Your Bloods Off Me

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Email Submitted by Edna:

You should not respond to this message because I am a respectful, nice guy.  Clearly this is terible.  The only way you will fid out if I tell the truth is if we go out on a date!

I am friends with lots of women and know where the line is between now and yes.  How will you ever know if I am lying unless you decide to go out with me?

Or you don't have to go out with me and you will never know.  Never know my mountainous desires and deep hopes for my life, my health, and my strong future.

HUMANS ARE THE BLOODS OF THIS PLANET.  It is your bloods that I want to have be throwing through me.  The only way is to meet and to learn about each other and let it all flow.  So much of the flow is flow.  Flow with the universe and piece and love….

so much piece and love,
Dennis

5 comments:

Gr. It's "peace" not "piece"

^ unless he wants a piece of ass.

I [...] know where the line is between now and yes


Oh how I wish I knew...

Some people go through life, not so much "asking for it" as they are "begging for someone to put them in their place"...

When I read the title, I thought it was going to be a story about some chick who went out with a guy who turned out to be a Blood. I am disappointed.

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