5/24/2011

Helplessness Blues

Profile Submitted by Reggie:

The most private thing I'm willing to admit

i like buying stuffed animals that have blue fur and biting their heads off.  harder than you think and always in the same room of the attic.

7 comments:

  1. I really hope that he doesn't have traits he is not willing to admit...

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  2. Blue fur tastes better than other colors.

    FACT

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  3. ...do you think Eeyore counts?

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  4. ^ I hear he tastes like ass.

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  5. Who has more than one room in the attic?

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