5/25/2011

And in Retaliation, I Have Created This Profile

Profile Submitted by Nancy:

The six things I could never do without

1. A needy girl with a princess complex.
2. Someone who never shuts up.
3. Someone who tells me to never hang out with my friends.
4. Someone who cries and whines all the time.
5. Someone who breaks things when things don't go her way.
6. Someone who's none of the above, because every bitch I've ever dated is one OR MORE of those things.  WTF is wrong with women??  STAY AWAY FROM THEM.  THEY ARE ALL NUTS.

4 comments:

  1. I'll never understand why men and women go out of their way to make profiles/send messages like this, when all they really had to do was become alcoholics and tell their bartenders shit like this.

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  2. ...Just like all men are pigs obsessed with sex and always cheat on you.

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  3. I'm just amused by the fact that he listed all this shit under what he COULDN'T do without...

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  4. ^ I thought that too, except number six says "Someone who's none of the above".

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