Email Submitted by Lois:
My favorite color is brown, I'm a libra, and my favorite flavor of ice cream is pistachio. In return, I have three questions for you:
1. If you had to pick another gender to be other than your current one, which would you pick?
2. Have you ever been drunk in public?
3. Does the thought of being covered in cement turn you on? I ask not because I plan to cover you in cement. I just like the sounds it makes when it flows and pours! Just because someone likes the cries of birds doesn't mean that one wants one to keep! They shit! Bird shit!