Email Submitted by Luna:
The body has many systems. Love flows through them all. The CIRCULATORY SYTEM is the system of blood - the heart - the organ of love!
Next up we have the RESPIRATORY SYSTEM - the system of breath - breath is required for life (unless dead) and fills our hearts with plenty of air so our love can balloon!
DON'T GET NERVOUS (system) - THE NEXT SYSTEM IS THE NERVOUS SYSTEM!!! But it is not the system that makes us nervous! It had nerves so that we can feel. This is the system of the sense of touch! We can feel a hand being held, the tears of a child, or a lovers' embrace. Such a system!
BONE SYSTEM - THE SYSTEM OF THE BONES - this holds us up! Internal scaffolding that allows us to stand foursquare! No flowing/pouring for us. Just straight and tall.
ENDOCRINE SYSTEM?!?!?!?!?!?!?! wtf
All of these systems working as one have engaged themselves for me to write you. Will your systems do the same?
Stefan
13 comments:
I guess he forgot the word "skeletal." Bone system just sounds ridiculous to me, or I could just be anal about it. ...and why stop at endocrine?
My Gastrointestinal system made me puke after reading this email.
The endocrine system seems like it could have been particularly relevant to this email's interests:
"ENDOCRINE SYSTEM- the system of hormones! These are what makes us want to MAKE love! Let's have the sex!"
"breath is required for life (unless dead)..."
that line cracked me up so hard that i almost spewed my coffee onto my keyboard
You are right Meine Schatze, there is no bone system.
Sorry, I have to come clean. The only reason I replied to you was just so I could say Meine Schatze! There, I got it out of my system.
I would make such a bad date.
No love for the integumentary system?
Agnes, That's exactly where I thought this was going, and he didn't even make a sex joke when saying "bone system"! So many missed opportunities here.
I feel obliged to say that I am not the OP.
i love it when my heart fills with plenty of air.
EXCRETORY SYSTEM - Where from this email was written from.
Is the title an intentional Homestar Runner reference? Because if it is that's freaking awesome. Rock on, Jared.
"Organ of love" made me snerk. I wonder if OP really believes that feelings of love come from the actual physical heart.
I think he said bone on purpose
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