Email Submitted by Richard:
SSsssSSSSsssSssS! I'm a very snake! SssSSSSssss! SsssssSSSSssssSSSsss! A real snake!
Don't worry! I have not the venom! I slide around legs and up across your chests. If you are scared of snakes then imagine them with legs! Less scary, more like a lizard together. If you don't like the reptiles then imagine them with hair! But I in fact have hair so this will be easy for you. I also have arms and legs.
AM NOT A REAL SNAKE. I pretend I am. SSSssssSSSSsss! SsssSSSSSsssSSS! I like it and wonder if you will let me slither all around your warmth. OOhhh squeeeeeeeeezey!
Ssssssssssalvatore
12 comments:
Haha! I'd write back. He's funny.
I wouldn't. I don't trust parselmouths. KF
^ <3
This is quite possibly the most disturbing email we've had here.
I immediately thought of this video when I read this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti4sqG85FU4
@ kizyr <3 +
*ssssssssssshhhudders* I am creeped out Monday morning, and now, thanks to Lulu, I also have a visual.
I also add to the kizyr love.
OOhhh squeeeeeeeeezey!
@Lulu
All I could think of was badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom!
holy SSssssSSSSssshit
@ theMediator
And now all *I* could think of was "Llama, llama, duck!"
@Lulu
Now I've got "ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!" stuck in my head.
Well played.
So, let me get this straight.
This Salvatore fellow *pretends* he's a snake?
I kind of think if a person is old enough to be looking for a romantic partner, then he/she is too old to play let's pretend.
Little kids pretend to be animals.
Diagnosis: MATURITY PROBLEM.
OP really dodged a bullet there
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