Email Submitted by Walter:
I'm looking for a guy. A guy has no boobs, a dick, and two balls. Not hard, right? Every guy I date though is lacking one or more of these. Seriously is there plutonium in the drinking water around here? Who pilfered the penii, people???
Laura
6 comments:
*snerk*
If you end up on a date with a guy with boobs, I think the problem is you, not *ahem* him.
Maybe a visit to an eye doc is in order...
^ Unless the guy is fat in which case it is him :-/
So she wouldn't date Lance Armstrong. Got it.
Well Molly, she wouldn't date Adolf Hitler either, so maybe its not such a bad thing.
...I want a guy with boobs. :-/
Isn't it penises and not penii?
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