Emails Submitted by Owen:
hey baby. if u want some fun then just click reply. u kno what 2 do! ;)
Gracelyn
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(Owen says: "I checked out her profile. She was morbidly obese and was frowning in every picture. I thought that it had to be a joke and so I ignored it. Then I received this:")
baby
u have not written me back and I wonder why? I can give u all of yur desires whenever you want. - up down, in the kitchen in the bath, u just need to say it. Il'l get nked for u anywhere...... ;) ;D
Gracelyn
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Owen Responds:
Hi Gracelyn. I'm not interested, but thanks all the same.
Owen.
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Gracelyn Responds:
wtf u asshole. I offer u sex anytime u want it and u turn it down? who the FUCK do u think u are? How many women get naked for you in ur life right now? ANSWER:
Gracelyn
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(Owen says: "I didn't answer.")
Gracelyn Responds:
I haven't herd from u uu liar sack. I found another guy to fuck me and his dick is huge and u can just go back 2 jerkin it like u kno u do.
if u change ur mind tho write me.
Gracelyn
6 comments:
Dodged a bullet there, Owen. What that Gracelyn character knows about respect would fill an ant's mouth
"Il'l get nked for u anywhere"
-first time I read that I read 'I'll get nuked for you anywhere"
Glen Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.
...sorry, couldn't help myself.
i love how she refuses to burn her bridges there at the end. that's smart.
Jared, we could add this to the "fat bitch" tag I suggested.
Actually, I'd love to see an "I hate you, don't leave me" tag...
Or maybe "Smells like desperation"?
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