E-mail Submitted by Ron:
(Ron says: "This woman's profile listed her as a 60-year-old. I'm 25.")
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Helllllllo! I may be a bit older but I'm young at heart! (age is a state of mind, really). I have plenty of exp. and can teach you lots!
I look young for my age (age is a state of mind, remember!) and am frequently mistaken for a 30! I work out a lot and can keep up with any workout you dish ;). Don't worry about my coochee.. she's still nice and wet! Try it!
When can we meet? Public place plz.
Sara
11 comments:
I just gagged.
Please meet her and write what could possibly be the best BCotD ever.
Ugh. I didn't need that mental image. Is there a mindbleach site for women? :P
Oh yuck. That was definitely TMI too early in the day for me.
Some guys would go for that. I am not one of them.
Grandma, nooooooo...
Kudos to Granny for knowing what she wants.
Some guys would go for that. I am one of them
Besides the "nice and wet" line, I see nothing wrong with it. What, old people shouldn't have any sort of romantic life?
I am TOTES with Lulu. Take the bullet (don't dodge it), Ron, and go on the date. I NEED to know how this ends up!!! PLEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSEEEEEE????
I don't care how old one is. Mentioning one's "coochee" in an email while attempting to get a date is crass.
You need to meet in a public place so she can be sure you won't ravage her coochee on sight.
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