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3/16/2011

I'm Only in it for the Pot 'O Gold

E-mail Submitted by Tracey:

WILL A HUMORIOUS OUTDOORSMAN SUFFICE FOR YOUR REQUIREMENTS??
Please note he may be one of the following::
Let’s see is it the Prince of Frogs or Frog Prince???
You’ll have to decide which one after "THEE KISS"
But seriously now,
think of me as a combo of john beluishi only not dessicated and wormy & taller
drew carey only funnier & will always make u smile
lastly a passionate & romantic Irish Leprechaun
to lead u into fun & mischief for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DID I SAY I’M MISCHIEVIOUS & LOVE TO KISS TOO
I’M MISCHIEVIOUS & LOVE TO KISS TOO!!!!!
PLEASE GIVE ME A # & TIME TO CALL YOU
SO WE CAN SEA IF THER'S MORE 4 US 2 EXPLORE
ADIEU MON CHERIE XOXOXO LEO
PS. ONE KISS IS OK
TWICE IS NICE
BUT THREE IS BEST FOR ME YOU SEA

4 comments:

This is how he described himself? That's like if I said I was a combination of Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne Barr, and a lawn gnome.

SORRY WILL A BLOWUP DOLL SUFFICE FOR YOUR REQUIREMENTS???
Please note it may be one of the following::
Let's see is it the RealDoll or cheap knockoff???
You’ll have to decide which one after "THEE KISS"
But seriously now,
think of it as a combo of a real girl only not moving and talkative and more plastic
socializing only pretend & will always mean you have a date
lastly a hot and brainless lifesized Barbie
to lead u into a lifetime of hiding in your own house for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can't do the rest, my brain was threatening to explode.

The email was pretty annoying. The Gnome made me laugh.

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