E-mail Submitted by Valerie:
Hey I'm Bart I'm 22 and I sell insurance. I had a girl for five years until I told her either the fat goes or I go. Might sound harsh but I was thinking only of her health. 300 pounds! Holy Christ! My God! So roly-poly, she fell off the bed - splat!
I wish my bed was that high. She just climbed back up and next to me and we made with the sex and I couldn't find... you know.
Save me!
rec,
Bart
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"We made with the sex" just made my morning. This is gold!
I had the opposite problem, Bart
...my ex girlfriend was anorexic and I saw less and less of her...
^very tame, Howie... I'm surprised at you!! :P
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