E-mail Submitted by Tanya:
Henry is my name. You might have heard of my exploits - first Henry to message you on a dating site? No? Okay! But maybe I am!
I hold three world records for sitting still, and have climbed up pebbles! Gross note: might have masturbated to mom's high school picture when I was a teenager, but I didn't know it was her at the time. Truce?
So I assume that you've had sex with every guy in every picture with you on your profile. Maybe you haven't, but news flash: that's what guys think when they look at your profile photos. Maybe you should think about changing them up, k?
You're welcome for that tip. You can pay me back. Let me know when you wanna meet. I have lots of options.
Henry
4 comments:
No truce. Not now, not ever.
Quite honestly, that's just something that you keep to yourself until you die. No one ever needs to hear that story.
Sounds like Henry got tips on how to talk to women online from his worst enemy.
Option 1: Living alone forever.
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