My favorite time period is when the girl I'm seeing is off hers

^ No more comments. This is it.

I'm pretty sure before life doesn't count as death

Ahahaha, oh Howie. Hilarity as always.

Is it weird that I initially thought that this was an email that a GUY was sending to someone? It just seems more like a creeper guy kinda thing to say.

BTW Mediator: THAT was your final straw? Really?!

No, not that. I meant Howie got it so right, that any other comments (from other commenters) would be purely unecessary.

Sad panda, sir. I'm sorry that we were too ignorant to follow orders. :(

That's alright, it just makes you perfect henchmen - or clone trooper. Tell me, if Luke Skywalker were 20 feet in front of you, would you be able to shoot him? Or would you fire in a 15% radius all around him and his allies?

I'd probably holla at him and try to get him to make out with me. ;)