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2/17/2011

Why I Skipped the Gym This Week

E-mail Submitted by Tiffany:

u workout and i like that.  where do u workout.  i go to the gym 2 and we both live in the same town.  if u tell me where u workout then we can workout together next time.  if u tell me when u'll be there that is lol!

i can hold u down while u do situps and u can spot me when i benchpress (i can benchpress over 3000) we can workout 2gether and then shower 2gether all clean!  lolOLOLOLOL!

u turn me on and workingout turns me on 2..... we shuold workout 2gether sometime just sayin............... i have other guys who want 2 workout with u...... funfunfunfunfunfunfun

Miguel

8 comments:

Benchpress 3000, eh? I'm sure you mean grams...

^That's just what I thought.

Sheldon Cooper: I'll have you know that I can bench press over 690 billion nano-grams.
Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, that's less than two pounds.

^Nice!

Doesn't "funfunfunfunfunfunfun" remind you of the sound of a speed bag? So I got the image of three gorillas standing around her, punching her in the head.

At first I thought he was dumb until I got to the last line and realized he was creepy and dumb. Does that actually work for anyone?

My favorite part is: "lolOLOLOLOL!" Like the laughter started out quiet and got louder (and perhaps, uncontrollably psychotic) because what he said was just that funny!

^ I like how that bit was in reaction to his offer of gangrape.

i have other guys who want 2 workout with u.

Promises of gang rape are never a good way to convince a girl online to meet you in person.

And ...Fish, that's how I heard that string of Ls and Os too! heeheeHEEHEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOL

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