E-mails Submitted by Roxie:
I have a theory that the more beautiful a woman is, the stupider she is. Case in point: I bet you won't write me back.
John
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Roxie Responds:
Hey John.
I'm writing back. Where does that put your theory?
Roxie
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John Responds:
OMG!!!!!!! I was NOT expecting a response! I'm so sorry! I send that out when I'm in a bitter moods and I always say that if a woman doesn't write back that she's stupid and if she does then she's ugly, but you are NEITHER!!!! NEITHER, NEITHER!
Okay so all about me again I'm John and I'm a nice guy who'se just been hurt too many times to count and so it's made me kind of sad and bitter but I want to give you a chance so I really hope you'll give me one. I'm serioulsy a super sweet and super nice guy, so please just say that you'll give me a chance and I promise to make it worth it!!!
John
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Roxie doesn't respond.
5 comments:
I love run on sentences! Two paragraphs and this winner fit three of them in there!
How does not responding to insult-baiting make one stupid? I would counter that all those women, including Roxie, who decline to get entangled in John's amazingly evident douchiness/baggage are GENIUSES.
He's probably one of those "Nice Guys" who thinks that women have a moral obligation to date him, you know, because he's so NICE. Any woman who doesn't show interest MUST be stupid.
Being too much of a "nice guy" (door mat) and turning into a bitter douche because "all (men/women) are jerks" - these things usually go hand in hand.
Don't feed the troll. Really, shouldn't have responded at all.
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