E-mail Submitted by Diane:
I want to be the first to tell you that someone as beautiful as you has no business being on this site. There's a far better place for you, and that place is my bed. I want you there as soon as possible. How can I get you there? If you don't write back, then I'll keep writing until you tell me. I'm the most persistent person you'll ever meet. I carry a heavy load (in my pants) and it's important that you know this. It is there for you, and I'm sure we'll fit.
Roberto
6 comments:
He keeps shit in his pants? Does the guy have a diaper fetish perhaps?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww.
*vomit*
Crohn's disease is no laughing matter, guys.
Seriously? Does he actually think that drivel will work?? "I'll keep writing until you tell me". Yeah how many times has YOUR profile been suspended? Ugh. Pig.
Au contraire; Crohn's disease of the balls is the very definition of hilarity.
However, I think his poor choice of euphemisms does indeed stir memories of that idiot girl who's boyfriend shit his pants when ever he felt like it. The shit was indeed there for her.
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