Story Submitted by Jacqueline:
Harvey and I agreed to meet in front of a bar. I had been waiting outside for a little bit when the door to the place opened and out walked Harvey, obviously already a bit sloshed. We had planned to do dinner and drinks, but at this point, I figured we could skip right to dinner.
We exchanged pleasantries, and he said, "Can I give you a hug?"
Before I could stop him, his arms were around me and he was pressing himself against me, right on the street. I was less than a second from pushing him away when he stuck his hand down my pants and gave me a colossal wedgie.
"Ha!" he said, and I planted punches on either side of his head. He released me immediately, spun, and face-planted himself into the bar's door.
I waited for a moment to make sure that he was conscious, and then I left. He wasn't my type.
4 comments:
Why would you even think about going to dinner when he was already drunk?
Ah hahahahahahaha!! Awesome.
Although I agree with Baku Bear... Really?? Still considering dinner??
Second time some idiot has done this to a girl. At least this time she got a punch in instead of waiting for round two.
Discombobulate FTW!
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