E-mail Submitted by Marcel:
i'm no pole dancer looking for a pole i just want to find a decent man on this site. u seem like u don't have any bagage but u need 2 tell me strait if u got any. nothing personal i just don't want a man blaning me for things done by another woman long times ago.
WHAT IS IT WITH MEN THEY ARE ALL SUCH DOOSHES AND YET WE STILL ARE ATRACTED TO THEM????
i know its not u i'm angry at but it just gets frustraing after a hile i'm 40 nosmoking, no kids, just looking for a man to show me love why is that so hard to find???? what u do for a living please say u work men who don't work just sit and laz all day and expect me to shower, cook, clean and fuck and i'm sorry but i just can't do that anymore. please understand its not u i'm angry at but u probably have frustrations 2.
love and sparkles always,
Kelly
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Marcel says: "I'm 20."
10 comments:
Well, I'm glad she has no baggage! It would be really wrong of her to demand he has none if she had any. Phew!
Oh Twimoms...
Sparkles!
I agree, men ARE dooshes, expecting us to shower on a regular basis. Annoying.
"Sparkles"???
Come-on Baku! You know she sounded like a sparkly person... That was a sparkly email right?
She's a Twilight fan, hence the "sparkles" and the horrific grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times.... If you're going to use the BIG words you better know how to spell them correctly. DOOSHES?? Really?
I admit, though, I'm not "atracted" to "dooshes" either.
I could tell she was a Twilight fan, but to use it in the closing?
Does no one spell check their emails on these websites?
Jesus, I can't stop laughing about this. I'm a little disgruntled at our men folk, but this is so over the top and with that fantastic sign off. Too damn funny.
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