E-mail Submitted by Sara:
K so I'm looking for sex and I won't stop til I get it. I have anything to give to you if you let me lay into you for one night as many times as I want. I can buy you a bucket of chicken (not more than one - been taken advantage of before) or I have this old shitty lamp thing that's metal and from my family. No bulb or shade but it's a woman with some crystals. Probably valuable. Maybe whatever. In or not>?
Drake
9 comments:
I guess Drake has never heard of prostitutes.
Prostitutes don't like when you pay with a bucket of chicken. Even if you try to explain the monetary value of the bucket of chicken.
I eat alone over the kitchen sink :(
You know how a woman and KFC are similar?
Once you get past the breast and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box!
Howie, that was an epic fail at a joke.
Way to sell that lamp Drake
^ <3 the English humour
I can give you anything, as long as you limit yourself to a broken lamp or a bucket of chicken.
speaking of fail....what kind of name is '1f7da6ca-33aa-11e0-b4fa-000bcdcb471e'
did your pass out on your keyboard when you signed up? sheesh.
I can buy you a bucket of chicken (not more than one - been taken advantage of before)
I love that he considers TWO buckets of fried chicken to be a woman "taking advantage" of him!
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