E-mail Submitted by Anne:
It's taken me a long time to jump on the online dating bandwagon but here I am! Time to see what I've been missing *readies surfboard, jumps in*
I'm Cliff and I teach technology at a technical college. My students are great and I love working with them. The administration fucking sucks a fat one, but what are you going to do? Overworked, underpaid, am I right? Or am I right?
Your profile was very attractive to me and I'd like to get to know you further. You say that you like architecture, rock climbing and biking. I love architecture (pyramids are incredible), climbing (ever done a rock wall?) and biking (I love biking too!).
So what happens now? Do we meet? Do we exchange more messages? When's sex??? just joking, but seriously, I'd like to know when I can expect it.
So again, I love architecture (and maybe architects too!) climbing shit, and biking. All fun. So what now?
Talk soon,
Cliff
8 comments:
PS: But no, seriously, when's sex?
Cliff...time to jump off the bandwagon.
That's a Cliff she won't mount.
Sounds like Cliff is a member of the Tom Leykis school of Only Put Minimal Effort into getting sex. Can't say it works for everybody though.
Your profile was very attractive to me and I'd like to get to know you further. You say that you like $ACTIVITY1, $ACTIVITY2 and $ACTIVITY3. I love $ACTIVITY1, $ACTIVITY2 and $ACTIVITY3!
Why did he use a surfboard to get onto a bandwagon?
Who the hell is Tom Leykis??
Blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah. When are we gonna fuck? Blah blah blah!! Really, whe? Blah blah blah blah.
If that doesn't get her halfway to the bed, I don't know what what will.
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